I went to Lollipop Land?

Let me get you caught up. One night Jamie and I got into a fight. Jamie went to the club with brook. I hung out with Kristi. Kristi gave me some heavy drugs. Me and Kristi did these drugs and I passed out. Okay now your caught up. :D

So after I passed out I woke up confused. It was still night but I didn't know what time it was or how long I was out. I didn't know where I was either. So I took my cellphone out of my pocket and called a random number. That number of course happened to be Jamies. I couldn't really hear her that well over the loud music and talking people. She was still at the club. She said "hello? Johnny?" I said "Hey Jamie. It's buddy the elf what's your favorite color?" Then she said "What? Anyways I'm so sorry. I said some things I didn't mean." I said "Sorry for what? Did you kill Barbie?" Jamie said "Uh..Johnny. Are you high?" I said "Noppeee. Okay maybe I am. Maybe I overdosed on drugs." She said "You WHAT? Are you okay? Why would you do that? Where are you?" I said "Jamie that's way to many questions." she said worried "Where are you Johnny?!" I said "I think I'm at the park." She said "Me and brook will be right there." before I could say anything. I thought about what Kristi said right before we took the drugs. Kristi said "No matter what happens I'll have your back. I had said "I'll have your back too." Then we pinkey promised on it. Thats the most serious kind of promise. I was worried about Kristi. I also thought kristi was gonna come back for me and everything would be okay. I was waiting at the park. I was under the slide because the hobos started singing showtunes. Then I heard footsteps. I said "BACK AWAY HOBOS! I HAVE A PINEAPPLE" Jamie said "Johnny? Oh my gosh. Your trashed. Brook is gonna kill Kristi." I said "Im not trash Jamie don't throw me out!" She said "oh your defintley high." I said "Jamie you need to put some clothes on. That dress is wayyy to short." jamie just stared at me like I just did 10 flips in a row. Jamie helped me up and I put my arm around her shoulder. She helped me to her car. She put me in the back. Brook was sitting in the front and said "Johnny you are high. I can't belive it." I said "Stop making fun of the penguins. They are sensitive!" Brook just rolled her eyes. Then Jamie and brook started whispering to eachother. I couldnt hear them. Then I said "where are we going?" and Jamie said "Lollipop Land! Johnny you want to go to lollipop land right?" I said "LOLLIPOP LAND? YESSSS! I WANT TO GO TO LOLLIPOP LAND!!!" Jamie said "Its right around the corner." I said "YES! All my friends are going to be jelous that I went to lollipop land!" Brook said "Sure johnny." Jamie said "We are here at lollipop land!" Lollipop land didn't look delious at all. Everything was white. There were a lot of old people. It smelled icky. And I saw people in pain everywhere. I said "Jamie this doesn't look like lollipop land..." she said "Uh...well that's because a doctor needs to see you first before you can go to lollipop land." Then Jamie and brook bought me into a room. A doctor came in and started talking to brook and Jamie. I tuned out. I was thinkng about how awesome it must be to be a skittles tree. Then Jamie said "Dr.Willy Wonka is gonna give you a couple of shots." I said "SHOTS?!? SHOTS?!? WHY?!!?" Brook said "Because your a deabetic and all. There to make sure your ready for lollipop land." I said "Oh okay. It willl be worth it once I get to go to lollipop land." Then the doctor gave me the shots. And just my luck they were the extra long are-you-muffin-serious shots. I made brook and Jamie hold my hands. :P I hate shots. It hurt like hell. But after that I got all whoosy. More whoosy then I already was. Brook brought me a Boque of lollipops. They made me belive I went to lollipop land and couldn't remember. Then we left and they brought me home. Jamie and brook put me on the couch. Dawn walked in and saw me. She said "What the-" I said "DAWN! You will never guess where I went. Your going to be sooo jelous. I went to lollipop land! And dawn I forgot to tell you that your monkey needs a haircut." Dawn looked so confused. Brook said to dawn "I'll explain." then brook left the living room to talk to dawn. I said to Jamie "thanks for taking care of me. Your such a good friend." She said "Er...friend? Oh yeah sure....No problem." Jamie got up to leave. I said "Nooo Jamie don't leave. Stay overnight." She said "Okay. But Why?" I said "Because brook will forgot to take care of me. She will see something shiney and forgot about me." Then I said "Im gonna go to bed now. I'm tired. Goodnight Jamie." she said "Goodnight I love- I mean goodnight johnny." I went upstairs and tripped over cupcake (Brooks dog) and fell into my bed. I imedintly fell asleep. I woke up the next morning so confused. I couldn't remember anything from last night. My arm hurt so bad and had transformer bandaids on it. My head was pounding. I felt horrible. Then Jamie came in the room. The last time I remember seeing Jamie was when we got into a fight. The fight was about me not wanting to quit smoking. I said "Jamie I'm so sorry. I'm gonna quit smoking. I know it's bad for me. I shouldn't of been a jerk about it." she said "Its okay. I'm glad your gonna quit smoking...." Then I kissed Jamie. When she pulled away from me she told me about last night. I didn't remember any of it. But it was coming back to me. I couldnt belive I called Jamie my friend and told her her dress was too short. I was high. :P I was shocked that they got me to go to a hospital :P. Jamie told me she was worried about me. She said it was aucally kind of scary. Then I rememebered Kristi. I said "Jamie have you heard from Kristi" she said "No." I had a worried feeling. I ran outside and rushed to Kristis house. I didn't even bother to knock on her door. It was always open. I yelled "Kristi?!? Kristi?? Are you here?!" I walked into kristis room. Kristi was sound alsleep on the floor. I sighed in relif. I poked Kristi and said "Wake up Kristi-kins." Kristi woke up and said "Johnny?? I'm so happy your okay. I'm sorry I left you at the park yesteday. I was gonna come back for you but I forgot where you were." I said "Thats okay. I'm just glad your safe." Then we gave eachother a hug.

That's the end of my crazy night. :D -Johnny Cade