Wowza.

So Darrel, Mark, and Me went to this bar to ummm......."party" meaning pick up some chicks. Haha. But anyways the bar guy was my dads friend, so he was cool with me hanging out at the bar. Anyways it was getting kinda late to meet anyone. But then BAM this girl caught my eye. I said "Hi I'm Johnny." Mark is a sucker for blondies so he said "Hi I'm M-" I interupted and said " Muffins or Cupcakes?" The girl said "muffins, oh by the way my names Tori." By that time mark noticed he wasn't getting Tori, he went somewhere else to get a girl. I found out Tori had a burning passion for muffins like I did!!!! I got her number and says we should go out sometime!!!!! BINGO. I later heard mark did find a girl. Her name was dani. I think me and Tori, Mark and Dani should go on a double date. Marko is a pretty cool guy, pretty close to being my 2nd best friend.-Johnny Cade

Quit.

Let's make this fast and painless. I'm quitting. End of story.