I went to Lollipop Land?

Let me get you caught up. One night Jamie and I got into a fight. Jamie went to the club with brook. I hung out with Kristi. Kristi gave me some heavy drugs. Me and Kristi did these drugs and I passed out. Okay now your caught up. :D

So after I passed out I woke up confused. It was still night but I didn't know what time it was or how long I was out. I didn't know where I was either. So I took my cellphone out of my pocket and called a random number. That number of course happened to be Jamies. I couldn't really hear her that well over the loud music and talking people. She was still at the club. She said "hello? Johnny?" I said "Hey Jamie. It's buddy the elf what's your favorite color?" Then she said "What? Anyways I'm so sorry. I said some things I didn't mean." I said "Sorry for what? Did you kill Barbie?" Jamie said "Uh..Johnny. Are you high?" I said "Noppeee. Okay maybe I am. Maybe I overdosed on drugs." She said "You WHAT? Are you okay? Why would you do that? Where are you?" I said "Jamie that's way to many questions." she said worried "Where are you Johnny?!" I said "I think I'm at the park." She said "Me and brook will be right there." before I could say anything. I thought about what Kristi said right before we took the drugs. Kristi said "No matter what happens I'll have your back. I had said "I'll have your back too." Then we pinkey promised on it. Thats the most serious kind of promise. I was worried about Kristi. I also thought kristi was gonna come back for me and everything would be okay. I was waiting at the park. I was under the slide because the hobos started singing showtunes. Then I heard footsteps. I said "BACK AWAY HOBOS! I HAVE A PINEAPPLE" Jamie said "Johnny? Oh my gosh. Your trashed. Brook is gonna kill Kristi." I said "Im not trash Jamie don't throw me out!" She said "oh your defintley high." I said "Jamie you need to put some clothes on. That dress is wayyy to short." jamie just stared at me like I just did 10 flips in a row. Jamie helped me up and I put my arm around her shoulder. She helped me to her car. She put me in the back. Brook was sitting in the front and said "Johnny you are high. I can't belive it." I said "Stop making fun of the penguins. They are sensitive!" Brook just rolled her eyes. Then Jamie and brook started whispering to eachother. I couldnt hear them. Then I said "where are we going?" and Jamie said "Lollipop Land! Johnny you want to go to lollipop land right?" I said "LOLLIPOP LAND? YESSSS! I WANT TO GO TO LOLLIPOP LAND!!!" Jamie said "Its right around the corner." I said "YES! All my friends are going to be jelous that I went to lollipop land!" Brook said "Sure johnny." Jamie said "We are here at lollipop land!" Lollipop land didn't look delious at all. Everything was white. There were a lot of old people. It smelled icky. And I saw people in pain everywhere. I said "Jamie this doesn't look like lollipop land..." she said "Uh...well that's because a doctor needs to see you first before you can go to lollipop land." Then Jamie and brook bought me into a room. A doctor came in and started talking to brook and Jamie. I tuned out. I was thinkng about how awesome it must be to be a skittles tree. Then Jamie said "Dr.Willy Wonka is gonna give you a couple of shots." I said "SHOTS?!? SHOTS?!? WHY?!!?" Brook said "Because your a deabetic and all. There to make sure your ready for lollipop land." I said "Oh okay. It willl be worth it once I get to go to lollipop land." Then the doctor gave me the shots. And just my luck they were the extra long are-you-muffin-serious shots. I made brook and Jamie hold my hands. :P I hate shots. It hurt like hell. But after that I got all whoosy. More whoosy then I already was. Brook brought me a Boque of lollipops. They made me belive I went to lollipop land and couldn't remember. Then we left and they brought me home. Jamie and brook put me on the couch. Dawn walked in and saw me. She said "What the-" I said "DAWN! You will never guess where I went. Your going to be sooo jelous. I went to lollipop land! And dawn I forgot to tell you that your monkey needs a haircut." Dawn looked so confused. Brook said to dawn "I'll explain." then brook left the living room to talk to dawn. I said to Jamie "thanks for taking care of me. Your such a good friend." She said "Er...friend? Oh yeah sure....No problem." Jamie got up to leave. I said "Nooo Jamie don't leave. Stay overnight." She said "Okay. But Why?" I said "Because brook will forgot to take care of me. She will see something shiney and forgot about me." Then I said "Im gonna go to bed now. I'm tired. Goodnight Jamie." she said "Goodnight I love- I mean goodnight johnny." I went upstairs and tripped over cupcake (Brooks dog) and fell into my bed. I imedintly fell asleep. I woke up the next morning so confused. I couldn't remember anything from last night. My arm hurt so bad and had transformer bandaids on it. My head was pounding. I felt horrible. Then Jamie came in the room. The last time I remember seeing Jamie was when we got into a fight. The fight was about me not wanting to quit smoking. I said "Jamie I'm so sorry. I'm gonna quit smoking. I know it's bad for me. I shouldn't of been a jerk about it." she said "Its okay. I'm glad your gonna quit smoking...." Then I kissed Jamie. When she pulled away from me she told me about last night. I didn't remember any of it. But it was coming back to me. I couldnt belive I called Jamie my friend and told her her dress was too short. I was high. :P I was shocked that they got me to go to a hospital :P. Jamie told me she was worried about me. She said it was aucally kind of scary. Then I rememebered Kristi. I said "Jamie have you heard from Kristi" she said "No." I had a worried feeling. I ran outside and rushed to Kristis house. I didn't even bother to knock on her door. It was always open. I yelled "Kristi?!? Kristi?? Are you here?!" I walked into kristis room. Kristi was sound alsleep on the floor. I sighed in relif. I poked Kristi and said "Wake up Kristi-kins." Kristi woke up and said "Johnny?? I'm so happy your okay. I'm sorry I left you at the park yesteday. I was gonna come back for you but I forgot where you were." I said "Thats okay. I'm just glad your safe." Then we gave eachother a hug.

That's the end of my crazy night. :D -Johnny Cade

Kristi is Back. :D

I was in my house making out with Jamie when I heard a knock on the door. I ignored it. Jamie said "Arent you gonna get that?" I said "Nah, it's probaly a girl scout or something." We went back to kissing. Then someone knocked on the door again and said "Johnny? Are you home? It's Kristi." When I heard that i imediently stoped kissing Jamie and ran to the door. When I opened the door I said "KRISTI!" At the same time Kristi said "JOHNNY!" We gave eachother a big bear hug and did our secret handshake we made up when we were little. I had a big smile on my face. I said "Im so happy to see you! What are you doing here, back in Tulsa?" She said "I moved back, I'm living on my own now." I said "Really? That's so awesome!" She said "Oh my gosh Johnny now we can hang out like old times!" I said "I got a lot of stuff I have to catch you up on." Kristi said "Me too." Then Jamie coughed. I said "Kristi you remember Jamie right?" Kristi said "Yeah, I think I do. Nice to see you." Jamie said "Yeah you too." Jamie said "I should get going, I got to get some homework done." I said "Okay bye Jamie, I love you" And kissed Jamie on the lips. Jamie said "Bye, I love you too." and with that Jamie left. Kristi said "Did I miss something here?" I said what do you mean?" She said "You and Jamie...you know..." I said "Oh yeah, we are dating now." Then she quickly changed the subject and said "You will never guess what I have for you." I said "A robot that speaks Spanish while jumping rope?" Kristi said "No silly, a glass bottle of cherry coke and shirt that says I'm a muffin." I laughed and said "You know me too well." I took the gifts. Thrn Kristi lit up a cigarette and tried to hand me one. I said "No thanks." She said "Why?" I said "After you left I quit smoking." She said "Johnny Cade doesn't smoke anymore? You got to be kidding. We had some of our best tines smoking." I said "I know.." She said "Come on you know you want to, one won't hurt you." She waved the cigarette in front of my face and I couldn't resist. Kristi handed me a cigarette and i lit it up. Smoking again felt so good. It was amazing. Me and kristi sat around for hours talking, laughing, and smoking. I was having so much fun hanging out with Kristi. It felt like the old days I missed so much. :) The next day we went Me, Pony, and Kristi decided we should all do something together. We went to....THE ZOO. :D which I havnt been since I was a kid. The zoo is where me and pony first meet Cristy. We were best friends after that. Anyways the zoo wasn't that exicting. The same lazy fat animals from years ago were still there. Why is it when you go to the zoo all the animals are sleeping? I was having fun anyways. Pony, Kristi, and Me can make almost anything fun :D. Then Pony pointed out a sign. It said: FREE CAMEL RIDES. Pony and I looked at eachother and smiled. Kristi looked at us and said "Oh no, I am not getting on a camel." Me and pony put on our puppy faces and pony said "Oh come on pleaseeeeee!" I said "We used to do this when we were kids remember?" She sighed then grinned and said "Fine, but you two losers owe me." Aucally the camel rides were fun. :D We got our picture taken on it. Me and pony got nautious after the 3 time around but Kristi said "Can we go on the camels again? Just one more time? Please?" Me and pony looked at eachother and said "NO." I said "We should eat lunch." Kristi said "Fine....you know guys i was wrong that was REALLY fun!" Then we ate lunch and after we went to the animal show. It was still the same show I remember. I still laughed at every corny joke Ranger Joe made. After the show, since ranger Joe remembered us, we got to go backstage to meet the animals. The first animal Ranger Joe brought out was a snake named Buzz. Kristi screamed and hid behind me and pony. Pony held the 15ft long snake and I feed it a mouse. We got Kristi to poke the snake and that's about it. :D The next animal that ranger Joe brought out was a tiger named Tony. Kristi said "O.M.G! HE'S SOOO CUTE!!" Kristi petted him. When me and pony tried to pet him he growled and roared at us. We jumped back. Tony did not like me and pony. :P The last animal Ranger Joe brought out was a Kowala named Buddy. Buddy was really boring and slow. Kristi held buddy like a baby. Obsessing over it's "super cute" ears and nose. Buddy climbed up my leg and wouldn't let go. Then pony held buddy. Then ponys cellphone went off. He had a Brittney spears ringtone. Buddy got scared and freaked. Buddy scratched ponys arm up, almost bit of ponys ear and made pony fall. When pony fell I heard a crack in his leg. Blood was everywhere and pony had cuts everywhere. Kristi held on to my arm the whole time. It was pretty scary watching your best friend get hurt and not be able to do anything about it. Ranger Joe finally caught Buddy and called 911. Ponys in the hospital now, he will be fine but he's pretty banged up. At least we get to go to the zoo whenever we want for free now. And the zoo also gave us keychains. Of course that makes up for pony almost dying. :P They might have to put Buddy the Kowala down :(. Kristi and I stayed with pony until it got late and I drove Kristi home.

Johnnys Random epic post. :D

This post is about all the crazy things I did with you people these last couple of weeks. :D. _________________________________ Brookster and D-Dawg: Brook dawn and I went skydiving. I know what everyones thinking, "How in the world did you get brook to agree to that?" Well let's just say there's a price you have to pay for naming a dog cupcake. :P anyways brook was really scared when we got up in the plane and were about to jump out. No one wanted to go first so Dawn pushed brook out the plane. :D What a good sister. :P Skydiving gives you a rush of adrinline you can't explain. It was awesomely fun. :D Brook and Dawn seemed to have lots of fun too. Finally we are doing stuff as a family again. :). _________________________________Jamie: Well Jamie and I made up and are back together again. :) Since then we seem to have spent allmost every waking moment with eachother. :) So we were at the park and of course Jamie called the swings before I did. I always get stuck with the slide. :P Anyways i took my eyes off Jamie for one moment while sliding down the slide and she was gone. I didn't know where she was until she said "Johnny! Over here!" I looked over and she was on a hammock. It's weird that someone would leave a hammock here. But I'm not complaining. :D Then let's just say jamies a bad sharer. She flipped me off the hammock like 10 times. She claimed "I didn't flip you, you fell." :P Haha. but eventually we learned to share the hammock :D. We spent hours laying there, talking, smiling, and kissing. Thats our new favorite place to hang out. :). I'm really glad I got my girl back. :). _________________________________Breanna: I was really bored one day and I called up my best friend Breanna so we could hang out. Well being crazy and stuff we decided to hang out at starbucks. When we ordered Breanna said "I'll have a iced latte, extra icy." Then I said "I'll have a Carmel frappacino, extra Carmel." Then Breanna said "And oh Stanley will have a cookie." the worker guy said "Whos Stanley?" We laughed. We showed him Stanley was breannas pet dinosuar. :P Then we went to the side counter to pick up our order. I said to the other worker guy "WHERES MY TOY? I ORDERED A HAPPY MEAL!" Then Breanna said "Wheres my hug? For four dollars a mug, I should get a hug!" the worker guy looked at us crazy and ignored us. :P Then we spit spit balls at a lady who was typing really fast on a computer. And we also jumped on the couches they had. We also complained about the freaky jazz music in the store and started singing "We will rock you!" After causing more trouble in Starbucks we got kicked out. :D All I can say is best friends rule. :D. _________________________________Cristy: So I was walking down the street and I saw Cristy standing by a ballon stand. I yelled "CRISTY! HEYO!" She said "Johnny shhh!" I whispered "Why?" She said "Im gonna steal a ballon." I said "Huh?" Cristy said "You know steal a ballon like in spongebob. Duh." In a loud voice I said "Your crazy!" Cristy said "And your loud." I said "Fair enough." Then Cristy said "I need you to create a distraction so I can steal that red ballon." I said "Okay, but how am I supposed to do that?" She handed me a bottle of silly spray. Cristy said "Here. Now go, go, go!" Then I walked all calm like up to the guy running the ballon stand. He said "May I help you?" I said "Yeah" Then I took out the bottle of silly spray and sprayed him with it. :P While the ballon guy was screaming and running around crazy yelling at me Cristy snuck up to the ballon stand to steal the red ballon. She stuggled to untie the red ballon, and accidently let all the ballons go. The ballon guy turned and yelled "What the- how did? MY BALLONS!" Then me and Cristy started running. The ballon man said "Hey come back you crazy kids! You have to pay for these ballons!" Then Cristy yelled "But it's free ballon day!" Then when the stand was out of our sight we started laughing. I said "All that to get a stupid ballon?" Then Cristy said "Not just any ballon a RED ballon!" I said in a Charlie brown voice "Good greif.". _________________________________Baz and Cupcake the Puppy Dogs: Johnny was playing with Baz and Cupcake. Johnny taught Baz and Cupcake how to eat homework. Baz and Cupcake ate ponys homework. Pony does not like when dogs eat his homework. Pony was mad and Johnny laughed. The end. :D. _________________________________Darrel: I showed up at the Curtis's house one day and realized pony wasn't there. But Darrel was. I was bored and Darrel was reading the newspaper. I poked Darry and said "Darrel." He ignored me. I poked him again but harder. I said "DARREL!" He still ignored me. I punched him in the arm and said "DARREL!!!!!!!!" he finally looked up from his newspaper and said "What do you want kid?" I said "Can I take your motarcycle out for a spin?" Darry said "No." I said "Why not?!" he said "Because you would crash it, looking at muffins or girls or god knows what." I said "But...but I think your pshhh really really cool and not old like kitty says." He said "Okay well maybe you can take it for a spin. Just come back in ten mintues." I said "YES!" and grabed the motorcycle keys from darrys hand." Then Darry said "Do you really think I'm not old?" I said "Aucally I think your really old, SUCKER!" And I ran out the door. I jumped on darrys motarcycle Darry chasing me. I got about a block until Darry forced me to stop. Darry tackled me and dragged me back to his house. Then he said "You need a time out." Darry made me sit in the corner for 2 hours. I would of been in time out for longer but pony came home and saved me. :P.
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PonyBoy: Me, Pony, Kitty, Gregory, Tina, and Amber went to ambers cottage for a couple days. We did a bunch of camp stuff. Like Zipline, rafting, water fight, and of course, a campfire. :D I think amber and pony have a little something going on....I ruined there perfect moment when I splashed a bucket of water on them. :P pony must think I'm the best best friend ever. :D Anyways it was lots of muffintasic fun. :D My favorite part might of been when me and Tina had a dance party. Lady Gaga is my dance weakness. :P I hope to go to ambers cottage again very soon. :D
P.S. I'm sorry Gergory that my fish hook got stuck in your Afro. It will grow back...eventually. :P. _________________________________Austin: Brook decided that her boyfriend and her brother needed to "Bond" one on one. Of course Austin and I weren't to thrilled about this. But we both love brook so we decided to just go with it. Brook decided me and Austin should go to bar. So Austin and I agreeed. We showed up at a random bar, it was empty. We played pool, which Austin will not admit, I won. :D anyways we sat down with a couple of beers and sat there in akward silence. I thought the bonding time was a bust. But then suddendly the Tigers baseball game came on a tv. And I said " Look A tigers game! Man there my favorite team. I have to watch." Then Austin said "No way dude, there my favorite team too!" Then we watched the game and talked about the Detroit tigers. We yelled and screamed at the tv like two crazed sports fans. :P The game ended and we went home. It turned out to be pretty fun aucally. :D
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Angela: I was home one day and everyone seemed to be doing something, leaving me alone. I had an idea. I went to angela's house and asked her if she wanted to go clubbing. She said in a sad voice "Nah, I'm not really up to it." I said "Oh come on! It will cheer you up." She said "I dunno...." I said "You know you want to. I know your jam song." She said "I bet you don't know my song." I said "Its hot mess by cobra starship." She said "Your right, but I still am not up to it." I said "okay you leave me no choice, I have to sing. And let me just tell you I'm not the best singer." I sang badly "Your a hot mess and I'm falling for you and I'm like hot damn-" Angela laughed and said "If I go will you stop singing?" I said "Yes." So Angela and I went clubbing. We picked up Steve and twobit on the way. We all danced, drank, and had a crazy time. :D
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Dallas: Me and Dallas went to Mcdonalds for lunch one day. Dallas and I pantsed Ronald Mcdonald. :D You should of seen all the little kids faces when we did that. Priceless. :P Then Dallas and I watched a fat guy who was upset that they were out of chicken nuggests duel it out with one of the workers. It ended with the fat guy sitting on the worker. I guess some people really love their chicken nuggets. :P Then Dallas flirted with some girls even know he told me Mcdonalds girls weren't his type. :P The playplace at mcdonalds had two slides that me and Dallas raced on, but we both got stuck. :P And Dallas claims he won. Pshhh yeah right. Thanks to Dallas, going to Mcdonalds is now fun again. :D
_________________________________Blair: Blair said "Hey Johnny I bet you I can eat a muffin faster than you can eat a cupcake." I said "Theres no way you can!" Blair said "Okay if I win you have to tint your hair pink for a week. And if I lose I have to wear a shirt that says I'm Team Muffin for a week." I said "Your on!" and with that I had a cupcake in front of me and Blair had a muffin in front of her. I could already smell the horrible frosting on the cupcake. It made me want to throw up. Blair said "Ready, set, GO!" Picked up the cupcake and took one bite and started gagging. I look over at Blair and she already had half the muffin done. I took another bite of the awful cupcake and spit it out. It was a bad cupcake. Really bad. :P While I was having a coughing fit Blair finshed her muffin and said proudly "Im done, slowpoke" I couldn't belive it. Blair ate the whole muffin without feeling sick or gagging or spitting it out. My mouth droped open in awe. I realized and said "Hey! Blair that's not fair! You played me! You enjoyed that muffin." Blair just smiled and said "Sorry johnny, Have fun getting your hair pinkk!" In the end my hair was pinkish and everyone got a good laugh out of it, espically Blair. :P
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Carson: Carson and I went to Chukie cheese. The workers said we were to old to get in so we brought pony along. He can be passed as a 11 year old. :P But anyways me, Carson, and pony played lots of games. We played a game like dance dance revolution. Let's just say pony isn't the best dancer :P. Also Carson, pony, and a 5 year old beat me at ski ball. :P We all also went on one of those dollar coaster simulaters and screamed our heads off like we were gonna die. :D Carson asked chuckie cheese out on a date and he said no. I wonder why. :P haha When we turned in our tickets pony got a little light up disco ball, Carson got a stuffed kangaroo named Kangeroo (Very creative name Carson I must say.) :P and I only had enough tickets to get a tattoo of the girl bird thing. :( But besides that it was an AWESOME time! :D
_________________________________Sodapop, Steve, and Marko: Mark, Soda, Steve, and I went to walmart to pick up some things. Then randomly Steve screamed "SHOPPING CART ROLLAR DERBY!" Steve pushed Soda In a shopping cart and marko pushed me in another shopping cart. Mark said "Race to isle 14!" Which was pretty far away. Steve nodded. Soda said "Go!" Then off we went. We were neck and neck at first, then soda threw a box of cheez it's at me and mark. Then I threw an orange at him. After throwing foods for a while at eachother I could see isle 14. It was the final stretch. It looked like we were going win then it looked like they were gonna win. It when on like that. We both crossed the finish line at the same time. It was a tie. I said "We are beating them next time marko!" Mark said "You said it polo." Steve said "Oh we will see about that." Wallmart aucally didn't kick us out, which was surprising. :D
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So I guess that's the end of this post. If I forgot you and you wanna be in this post just tell me and I'll be glad to add you in. This will probaly be my only post this month because it's so long and I worked hard on it. Anyways I miss you guys already. :P Comment and stuff so we can keep in touch. :D Goodbye for now. :) -Johnny Cade