Sheriff Johnny Cade and Pony Curtis.

So the other day before prom, me and pony were sitting around his house watching tv. Pony made me watch a Brittney Spears 3-hour freakin documentary. Pony laughed, cried, and sang during the whole thing. I was about to get jamies bat a smash the tv but then it was over. Then I changed the channel to C.S.I. Me and pony were talking bout how we hate cops but that show makes them look cool. Then I said "I got an idea!" Pony said "Are we gonna dance to Brittney spears on top of the house while we eat pop rocks and red bull?!?" I gave him a weird look. I said " I'll do that with you when Justin beiber goes bald." Pony said " I get some sisscors!" I said "Actually I was thinking we could be cops for the day." Pony said "How would we do that?" I said "We just beat up some cops and steal their stuff." And with that we ran outside down to the coffee shop. That's were all the cops hang out. We went inside and saw two random cops who was stuffing their mouths with doughnuts. Perfect. Pony and I started making a mess and trashing the place. The cops didn't notice us. They were two busy with those doughnuts. So we stole their doughnuts and started eating them. That made them mad and he started running after us and we beat them up and stole their uniforms and badges and hats. Me and pony were gonna have fun with this. We went to Tim hortons and got free coffee and dougnuts. Then we stopped some socs and handcuffed them and one of thems like, " I can't go to prison, theirs not enough closet space!" Then we were directing traffic, we closed down the street for drag races. Greasers won all the races agasinst the socs. We took the police cars for joy rides, me and pony played bumper cars with them. In the police station pony suggested that we play brittney spears over the intercoms. Surprisingly most of the cops were singing along to the music, and dancing. Our day was almost over and when the two cops we stole the uniforms came back and we ran and took off the uniforms. It was a fun day, being a cop. Maybe tommarow Justin bieber will go bald. I'm praying he doesn't.